Just for fun I am thinking about creating categories for psychics, this may be a work in progress, because when I think I have seen them all, a new one comes out.
After you move from the obvious scams (fictional characters created to take your money), you meet people who are real, yes they exist, but the experiences shared by members show that some do not have ethical standards while others are just dysfunctional people giving advise to us when we are vulnerable, what a dangerous combination!
Unfortunately only few of the psychics we meet (online or offline) are really gifted, yes there are some exceptions, but I think that 90% of them are just unemployed want to be psychics trying to make money out of our pain and needs, these categories apply to them.
This is my list so far:
1) Crazy Stalker - The one who goes crazy for money and insults you when you don't pay.
2) Mad Psychic - The one who gets mad and insults you when you confront its "gifts" or try to get your money back.
3) Happy Psychic - The one who is always happy and give you good news that uplift your spirits, its fairytale predictions will always make you happy.
4) Google Psychic - The one who will search you online and try to impress you with its "gifts" based on the info found on you.
5) IPD Psychic - (Internet Personality Disorder) - The one who used so many names that forgets who really is.
6) Narcissistic Physic - The one with inflated sense of self-importance, who will need your admiration and adoration.
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7) Confused psychic - The one who will talk nonsense and leave you more confused than before